Pre-planned surprise or forced-plan surprise?

Reposting this from Facebook.

My favourite past time? Trapping the boyfriend to surprise me..How?

Me: Bii..you sure planning something in secret already!!! I am so excited!!!

Him: *looking puzzled* Huh? What?

Me: gai lo..act dumb some more.. I am so excited!!!!

Him: now I have to plan a surprise T.T

And he kept saying, You always like that one. You simply talk one!! And I kept ignoring him and say that I am excited. Poor boyfie.

Work is piling up so I am attending to them one by one tho I really should work faster. =x

Labor Pain?

The video is of two guys who wanted to know how bad labor pain is so they went to the doctor to get the simulation of labor pain. Watch on. For men and women. For men to know that mothers are not exaggerating and women as entertainment. =P

Being Cheapskate

A week ago.

Me: *tag boyfriend on Facebook* Check this out. Buy 1 Free 1. You go get for me okay?
Him: Why me? We go together la.
Me: I have to rush dissertation and I got tuition la.
Him: Okok.

Yesterday
Him: *finds in his Facebook* Ok...I know the place already.
Me: What is it? Oh the Buy 1 Free 1 promo. You gonna go get it?
Him: Ya...Tomorrow I'll go.
Me: AWESOME.

Today, at about 4+, he went to get it. Came back with two drinks.

Me: What is it?
Him: Mango Yogurt and Bubble Gurt Fruit Tea. *takes the fruit tea* Hmmm...nice, got Jasmine taste.
Me: Is it? *takes a sip* *facial expression immediately changed* Walao. Your drink like a girl's drink. Got fruit, flowers and tea taste (Jasmine ma).
Him: Ya...
Me: Not nice right?
Him: Ya...not very nice.
Me: Mine nicer right?
Him: Ya.... *shy*
Me: Aren't you glad your drink has so much ice in it? Imagine the whole cup is filled with the tea. YUCK!
Him: A little bit.

HAHAHHAHA Hilarious. To his defense, it was supposed to be a fruit tea. And he kind of missed the word tea cause I can't take tea. So he has no choice but to swallow it *literally*.

Him: Do you want to try my drink?
Me: No...not really.
Him: But I want to try yours.
Me: Drink la.
Him: Come, let's exchange.
Me: Very smart. No!! You can drink mine but I don't want to exchange with you.

ps: Thank God it's Buy 1 Free 1. =P

Burning Midnight Oil

Was complaining to my friend that it sucks to be the only one in the house who is still awake. The boyfriend is snoring loudly in his room I think. He has slept for 2 hours. =P Anyway, my friend (who stays 7 floors above me) replied with this


it's okay. haha. in desa u, got 3 people awake.

u, me n my sis haha

im not sure if pak gad awake cos i always see him sleeping lol

 

 

HAHAHAHHA MADE ME LAUGH...CAUSE PAK GUARD REALLY ALWAYS SLEEP ONE...
Can't wait for these sleepless nights to be over. During kindergarten, primary, secondary even until form 6 and undergrad, I never stay up whole night to do assignments. I usually get mine done much earlier and enjoy good night sleep while others have to work overnight. This time around, I have lost count of the number of nights I have to stay up. =(

Now, off to make some Milo.

Ang mo Song

Was listening to some Backstreetboy song (not the right time to judge my song choice okay?).

They sang

You make me crazy cause you're one of a kind.


Suddenly I thought of how bad the meaning will change if it's being said by my aunt.

Cause it'll be "You make me crazy cause you're one kind".

HEHEHE...My aunt always say this person one kind, that person one kind one.

One kind means weird or peculiar, definitely not normal.

=P

She one kind one la, ignore her.

Dr Jia Jia & Big Brother

I've watched quite a few of their videos. Loved the Tiger Mom ones.

But this one is by far the funniest. And it's also very original too. At least too me. I've not read or heard this elsewhere. If you have, you power lo, antenna long lo, your friends very funny lo... =P Happy boey?

This video got me laughing so hard. So I'm sharing.

Daniel says

#I sleep
It's hilarious when the boyfriend complain about my sleeping habit.
+Daniel Chong  : Sleep at 11pm, wake up at 9am.
                           Sleep at 2am, wake up at 9am.
                           Sleep at 4am, also wake up at 9am.

Me: Good la..that means I got a fixed waking time. =P

#2 Sharing
 Me: Eh, give people some of your muar chee la.

Him: What? You got one bowl d, still want mine.

Me: Not me la, our housemate la.

Him: What? Nobody at home also.
**Housemate behind me doing work**

Me: Walao, behind me only leh, terrible la you.

Him: *ignore*

Apparently sharing is not his virtue.

#3 Family Dinner
 His mother: The other day we went to have dinner with our colleagues, ate crab and all. In the end must pay RM30 each.

Me: *whisper to him* If got eat crab okay la. If you are allergic to seafood damn suay, eat capalang some more must pay RM30.

Him: Just tell them la, "I never eat crab, I pay less."

Me: Walao. Confirm nobody wants to go out makan with you one. So petty.

Him: =( That's why nobody wants to eat with us lo. =(

Me: HAHAHAHA TRUE!!!! Some more when you eat, you don't look at the food on your plate, your eyes are on the food on the table.

Him: *demonstrate eating while eyeing the food on the table and scolds when people want to take food* Eh, I not yet eat that one a.

Me: HAHAHHAHHAHHA...WHY YOU LIKE THAT????

ps: He calls it middle child syndrome. I call it gluttony. =P