People say animals are afraid of hunters,

well, THEY FREAKING LIED!!!! All the animals not even afraid of me. T.T


Yes, I am a hunter there, with a tiger on my shoulder. And no one even run away when they see me. T.T Some more smile and take picture with me. Wait, I don't look like a hunter meh?? Or I look to friendly???

I met lots of people though. And yes, it is interesting to see Kenny Sia as.....well, check it out next post. People are calling lar.... I am at the party, you are not, ne ne ne pu pu, be very jealous, be very very jealous. Kidding la. But it's really good. I'll feed you with pictures. Nice pictures la.

After tonight I'll letak jawatan la. Go study linguistic better.

ps: What the...they are talking about being hungry because butt is itchy. Hey, like that I have even more reasons to be hungry. Lol. What? I am not saying my butt is itchy all the time.




Just sometimes.

I got my Uni already!!!!

And I GOT USM!!!! YAY YAY!!! Come, virtual booze.

VIRTUAL HAR? And I wont be serving it.

I AM A BLOGGER, NOT A BARTENDER!!! =P

Ok, I got some translator and interpreter course and I'll be in Penang. =)

Will be back on Sunday.

This is it, after all those months waiting

Finally, I am entering Uni leh *get or not, belakang kira*. BUT I AM ENTERING UNI LEH!!! Like.. WOAH~~ Suddenly, feel like adult.

Enough of that, I'll be going to KL tomorrow morning and yea, when everyone are anxiously checking their results, I'll be on the bus. I'll check through sms.

I told Shan that I dare not go Uni cause I can appear super talkative like one day no talk can die but I actually did not talk throughout my entire 2 years at my English tuition lor. I mean I don't talk until when I leave the class, I feel my mouth bitter and it actually stinks la. What? No ventilation mar.

I was thinking, what if I cannot find a friend? What if I am alone? What if....I hate what ifs. I can go a whole week wondering about it and when it finally happens, it doesn't matter that much anymore.

So yes, I'll be moving on to another phase of my life, to enter Uni which I think would be pretty cool. I am a Uni student. Lame. I finished packing after 4 hours, lots of sitting around, lazing around though.

Friends....

Happy checking your results. =)

pps: I'll miss my room mate. After I leave for KL, on Saturday, she will leave for Hong Kong. And I'll be back on Monday, while she will be back on Thursday. If I get *touchwood* not Penang uni, I'll have to leave on Friday or Saturday and so, we will actually see each other for a day. T.T Even if Penang uni also will have one week orientation. And I won't see her for another week. T.T

Pasti disukai, pasti dimiliki

Album Pasti. Pasti dapat menambat hati anda. =)

Setelah hampir setahun rasa-rasanya, Daniel Lee mengeluar satu lagi album baru. Kali ini, seperti album atau EPnya adalah dalam bahasa yang saya tengah taip ini. Memerlukan power yang banyak tau? Susah nak taip dalam Bahasa Melayu memandangkan bahasa saya baku sebaku-bakunya. Itu bahasa Ping Ping. =P

Tentang album ini. Album ini akan berada di pasaran mulai hari ini. Album ini berjudul Pasti dan mempunyai kira-kira 8 lagu kalau tak silap saya, khas untuk peminat-peminat Melayu Daniel. Akhirnya dapat juga kita mendengar Daniel menyanyi dalam Bahasa Melayu. Harap-harap loghat Cina dan budak Kedah tak keluar lah.

Lol, pemancing ikan dan Daniel. Jangan peduli kotak putih itu, saya malas nak pergi printscreen sekali lagi. Daniel dan ayahnya ketika Hari Bapa.

Selalu saja orang bertanya kepada saya, kenapa tergila-gilakan Daniel sedangkan terdapat banyak artis lain yang lebih kacak, nyanyi dengan lebih baik dan sebagainya. Mungkin seperti sebab saya lebih menyukai penulis belog yang membalas comment, terasa lebih dekat. Daniel sememangnya merupakan seorang penyanyi yang bawah kepada bumi (down to earth -.-).

Antara banyak banyak artis, saya paling suka membaca belog dia kerana belog dia ada dalam banyak bahasa. Kamu panggil pisang seperti saya baca belog Bahasa Mandarin, terpaksa juga Babel Ikan Translasi dikeluarkan. Daniel dengan sendirinya menterjemah belognya kepada kita dan juga, dia selalu update dengan humor dia. =) Kamu patut membaca belog dia.

ShoutOut Factory *special sneak peek*

I was happily chatting when Lasker realize one of his 5 shouters who are supposed to be doing some site testing with him was not around. So he asked if I'll be free for the next hour. Actually I wasn't lor. But I saja layan-ed him and he sent me information to go in the secretly hidden test site. Ok la, I drama a bit la, the reason why I would not be free was because I wanted to watch one episode of the Xing Guang Da Dao that I missed the other day. I have the dvd, Season 2 one.

I entered and registered myself. Have to register one, sad nia. Anyway, after some log in log out stuff, we started testing the site. I was as mentioned above, a newly invited guest to that site and I did not know we have to print screen our activities. No one told me. T.T Lasker some more say I did not read the blog. I admit lor.

Below are the few testings we did and as I do not have print screen shots of the new function, I'll just compare with the old one. =)

Item #1 Details and Orb

When we click on the orb, we will get the one in grey right? Now, more information will be provided.

We will get to see the person's picture, where he/she is from and of course, the SOmail and the full profile. That way, we do not have to click on that View Profile word just to look at the person's picture or where he/she is from. A very easy way to browse the shouters next time. =)

Item #2 was requested by Anna.

I personally love this idea cause I too hate to go to penangpenang.com just to find the latest picture uploaded. Ma fan ma. If can get it from my ShoutOut box itself easier. So that my dear, is the second function. Oh by the way, check back the first picture. Do you notice that I square out the camera? Yea, it's changed to another more real looking camera. And do you notice another camera at the bottom. That, when you click on it, pop-up a new window with all the latest photo uploaded in SO.

Item #3 was the What's Next thing.
Basically it is like this. From now on, when you select whether you can attend or not for certain events, you will be notified on who is going or who is not if they select it after you. So you are B la. A select it first, then when you a.k.a B select it, A will receive a SOmail. You will only receive from C, D and etc. Faham or not?

I think that too is quite brilliant la. Imagine your kawan don't want to go, you receive a SOmail saying that he/she is not going, you can terus reply him/her on SOmail and pester-memester him/her until he/she gives up and go. Or if you feel don't want to go, and you see you bestest kawan go, can change your mind. =)

Item #4 SOmail
Compare the two SOmail below

See, always catch people spamming, neh, he sendiri say he was spamming. Terrible la. *Shake head*

Spot the difference. You are correct when you say first photo no Lasker obscene swimming picture, second photo got. Your face will now appear beside your mail. Which is good cause now if you change picture, people will know. =P

That was the four thing we tested and it was a great fun la. Due to some unforseen circumstances, my computer hang and I had to restart. Like that also let Lasker perli. Chieh, you owe me candy lor I tell you.

ps: Look who is spamming. Tsk tsk tsk.

Hope you enjoyed the tour here. =)

Driving is manual car is not easy

But trying to park a car with dead (or so we thought) engine manually is even harder.

Was at Tesco the other day, waiting for place to park. The crowd was insane la. So many people okay?

In the beginning,
Me: Hopefully got car fast fast want go out la.
Che: We wait here la *pull up the car*
Pao: Walao, so pack, siao one.
Me: Turn off the engine la. Waste petrol nia.

Minutes later,
Che: Eh car cannot start lar.
Me: Mang siao, why suddenly cannot start?
Pao: Try properly la. Really cannot meh?
Che: Really cannot, battery die already.
Me: Where can suddenly die one? Tolong don't got car want to go out lor *lol, so contradicting*

Suey-suey, whenever you want something, it doesn't happen, and when you wish it won't, it will. Don't tell me you never experience this. Out of nowhere *ok la, out of Tesco la* came 2 cars, wanting to leave. Die lor.

Ended up, eldest sis and I, in our skirts, and slightly high heels, pushing the car into a parking lot. And you ask a manual driver, lagilah teruk. So basically we had to push from the back, and then run to the front, push the car ala reverse, and then run to the back and push the car to go in the parking lot.

We did great though. =) Car was okay after shopping. Yes, we went into the supermarket. What you want us to do? Stare at the car? Siao.

BUMP-ers' Ops Kentang

As I’ve mentioned about this Mister Potato’s contest to “Snack your way to Old Trafford” previously, I am going to show you how I can secure my place to go to Old Trafford by being one of those top 30 people with highest point. That’s not it. I AM GOING TO WIN THAT RM5k (for top 5 points collector) as well. Yes, I am THAT greedy. =P

What points ar?
The points I am suppose to collect are these

160g canister red paper seal = 3 points
85g bag = 2 point
55g bag = 1 point

The period of collecting it will be from 1st June to 30th October 2008. After collecting all we have to do is mail it monthly (to win monthly prizes) or sekali gus (heh, makes people happy cause got a lot.) Don’t worry hor, the tickets and RM5k will only be rewarded at the end of the contest after counting the total amount of points collected throughout the whole contest so you mail it monthly or sekali gus also nevermind. I suggest monthly la. Win more freebies mar. The more the merrier. (or so.)

PS: Check out what is the freebies at Mister Potato’s website. The super cool website. I like. =)

What sparks our plan?
So, to collect those points, I can’t possibly consume so much Mister Potato right? You want me to have 5 meals of Mister Potato daily ar? As yummy as it is, I can’t.. You give me bird nest, sharks fin everyday also I cannot eat okay? (Now I know why those ‘tai-tai’ on television say eat until they don’t want.)

With my team, we had to come up with an idea that will benefit all of us and all of us will have something to do. Problem is, we are all living far far away from each other. To chat online is already a problem (12 hours difference between us and Justina) , let alone meet up. Nothing is impossible so we came up with a plan that not only will keep everyone in the project, we make full use of our location!

Group Name
But before that, we have to come up with a group name and Pinkpau immediately thought of this and yes, it was the first name suggested and the only name accepted. We are the B.U.M.P. team? What is B.U.M.P. la? Hey, don’t underestimate it, it has very meaningful explanation. B.U.M.P stands for Bloggers Unite For Mister Potato. How touching? Go get yourself and tissue and don’t wet my blog.

Let’s continue with what gives us the idea to the plan. Justina told us about the police force in New York and we came up with this idea. We name this game plan….. “OPS Kentang”, so very the Malaysian one.

Tsk tsk tsk, greedy betul. So big mia donut, share share cannot ar? Seorang, sekali kaki naik to eat.

Why hor, do we always see in cartoons like The Simpsons with donut in it? Have you ever thought of it? Never leh? Donut really that good meh? There’s untold story la. Apparently, donut and the US police are always put together (US police=donuts) so donut became super famous la. That explains this picture. Imagine if you go to a costume party in US and you go as a cop, make sure you take donut with you lor. Else tak sah. Why are they always linked? Kononnya they get sponsors la. Ahem.

Our plan

We are going to make a win-win-win plan with Mister Potato’s company, the police and us. Heh, three win cause three parties involved. We decided to propose to Mister Potato a plan whereby throughout the contest, they sponsor our Polis Diraja Malaysia with Mister Potato. Our plan is that the company provide each police officer with 10 packets and 5 tubes of Mister Potato each month, both as a morale booster to our police force and also to gain free publicity! Imagine in future the show like “Gerak Khas” on TV3 will have their polis minum petang with Mister Potato. Lol, my line damn lawaks.

Don’t play play, we even come up with a logo for that competition. With tagline. Nah.
And of course we won’t ask for money for the idea (unless they offer =P I don’t say no to money that comes my way, do you?), just the rights to collect those seals and packs from the police station. Hiak, hiak, hiak. Who can beat us to winning the RM5k and the trip? Who? Who? You? Come on.....

Why should Mister Potato provide free potato chips and how would it benefit Mister Potato?
Ya lor, why ar? Check them out at Justina’s blog.

What this AgentPink must do?
Unfortunately, I do not get to do some secret job like go spy on some rich tai tai got curang or not. I would have to collect the seals from states Kedah, Penang, Perak, Perlis, Kelantan and Terengganu. Yes, THEY STATED THE STATES FOR ME OKAY? I know I am terrible with maps. I know Penang and Johore only. One is the last state and one is my own state. =D

So how ar? My driving skills will kiss butts (car butts! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?).

Langgar pokok!!! Damn comel la this one. See my big head. =P Lol, must stick my head out of the roof. Lawak extreme. Poor car and poor tree.
Although budget airline say everyone can fly, you think no need $$ ar?

I can’t possibly take bus (@_@) and planes to each of the states all the time. So HOW?


Why we must always keep good relationship with people around us?
This is when friends come in handy, right my friends? My close buddies who will be going to university soon will be my ‘officers’ in those states. I will set police station which are near to the universities as the collection point so that my friends can help to monitor and keep those seals. I will give them their ‘salary’ with the RM5k I win.
(Reason 1)

And then, this is why I love my mum for being in the shipping line. No la, not gonna ship the seals back. She will help me to get in touch with those lorry drivers who will be delivering goods to these states to bring my seals back for me every two months (yes, I am focusing on the bigger prize. =P). Yay yay, and I don’t even have to go there myself!!!
(Reason 2)

And the lorry people will not overcharge her cause they have been in this business with her for years. Since I baby cute cute time okay? Now not cute anymore la.
(Reason 3)

Ps: You still have to keep a good relationship with people though you don’t need their help. *trying to sound as morally well-behave as possible* Who knows you might need their help in future right? (plan gagal extreme. T.T)

Anyway, once collected all the seals, we will then send the seals to our “main office” and then submit all of it to claim our tickets.

Fun Facts

Once our seals are all collected and sent, how can we not win I ask you. Together we stand, divided we fall. This is what we are going to do. We are going to stay united and be unbeatable. Seriously, can you beat that number of seals we collect?

Yeah!!!! If we win more than one ticket for ourselves, we can even reward one of the Polis Mithali a ticket to go with us!! =)

Man U fansee, you ought to do better cause seriously, there’s only 24 tickets left if we decided to just win one each. You can ask for my help if you want me to spare you one ticket. I am a good good person.

What? I tak kenal itu so-called entau football guy so what? Cannot go drool ar? I know David Beckham. HAH! Got nothing to say already is it? *beams and walked away with 'air'*

In Future

Curious to know what my other team mate has to do? You just have to read their blogs! It just gets better
PinkPau
Clare
Bryan
Justina
Mr.B

Now while you scratch your head and think of how to outbeat us, let me enjoy my Mister Potato. I tell you, really damn crunchy one lor. Walao, finished the whole packet. -.- With sis’s bf. Heh, want to see a pic of him eating Mister Potato? I cannot post, he say if I post, must pay for advertisement fees. Cekik darah one. Tak dress up pun for the picture. Chieh.

ps: Bwahahahaha. This post is like long kept as a draft and guess what??? It was written before more than 15 post. Freaking 15 post leh. I either blog a lot or we really waited for a LONG time to get it up. Hope you guys like the idea, I love it.

Ops Kentang MAN SUI!!!! (Thousand years old?)

pps: For the pictures with word, I guess you would have to click on it to enlarge. Blogspot keep resizing my pictures. T.T Got any method to enlarge it? Must read the words on the pictures. I likey one.

ppps: If you are a nuffnanger, can nang my post if you like it.