April Fool

I got boyfriend already.

*WHAT? People April Fool say they broke up with boyfriend, then I don't have one to break up with, so I had to April Fool people say I got a bf lor.*

Honestly, sincerely, really, confirmly, no-lie-you-ly, don't have a boyfriend. Yes, still single and unwanted. Wtcrap?!

Too old for April Fool crap.