Ah Ma is always right.

I learn this yesterday. Yes, I learnt it just yesterday. This is not the gaduh-gaduh and she won case. This is the funny one.

My grandma told us that we need to do 7 turnings before we can reach our place. Very easy, 7 turnings only. The problem is, we don't know the 7 turnings is to the right or the left. So we brought her along and she showed us that it is indeed 7 turnings.

Ah Ma: Nah, this is first turning lor. First turning to the left.
Me: *thinking* Just now we passed how many turnings d? First turning straight turn to the left meh?
Ah Ma: Nah, second. Then the next one is third lor right?
Me: Yup. *hmm...seems like betul hor?*
Ah Ma: Nah, third.
Me: Correct.
Ah Ma: Nah, this one is the third turning right?
Me: Not fourth liau ah?
Ah Ma: Then fourth.
Me: Er...
Ah Ma: Fifth, sixth.
Me: Oh ok.
Ah Ma: Nah, seventh lor. *pointing at the turning we need to make to reach our gate*

Next day,
Phone ringing....
Relatives: Eh, come down Fatty Loh to bring us up.
Sis: Why?
Relatives: We can't find the house.
Sis: Ok.
Me: Eh, Ah Ma with her mar. Not meh? Ah Ma's 7 turning plan tak jalan?

Guan lai (read: rupa-rupanya) Ah Ma's 7 turnings plan ada terms and conditions apply. =)
Ah Ma always correct. But you must know the road then only follow her 7 turnings. Else, you will end up like my relatives, SESAT!!!!


ps: Will be away for some time again because not every day I can curi the line. For example, whole morning I couldn't curi any line. I get to online only when I get to eldest sis's office.